Our Little Thanksgiving Classic

You know how you've watched It's Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown and Miracle on 34th Street every year at this time since you were a little kid and love them every year?



Well, we at the thelope.com don't have anything that cool, but we do have this little ditty that shows the true meaning Thanksgiving: killing tasty birds and eating them.

Take your pick and click on one version of our murderous drama, which was first shown in 2005 as "Wanted: Turkey for short term relationship" and then re-edited in 2006 as "If I Did It".