The Lope: November 2006

Monday, November 27, 2006

Ever Rising



"The grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere; the dew is never dried all at once; a shower is forever falling; vapor is ever rising. Eternal sunrise, eternal dawn and gloaming, on sea and continents and islands, each in its turn, as the round earth rolls." - John Muir

The sun rises through a thick fog along interstate 71, Saturday morning near Nevada, MO as I chauffeured Ace Jackalope to Kansas City. (By the way, "gloaming" means twilight and is from the Middle English. I had to look it up.)

Friday, November 24, 2006

Black Friday


Shoppers wait outside a Joplin, MO Office Depot Friday morning at 5:30, 30 minutes before opening. The line had started forming about 4PM on Thanksgiving day, well over 12 hours before the store opened Friday morning. I waited until after 5AM this morning to stand in line as the items I wanted were relatively low-demand - external hard drives to store the gazillions of photos generated in the documentation of traveling jackalopes.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

"If I Did It", by Ace Jackalope

Last year, a story was reported on this site which implied wrong-doing on the part of my client, Ace Jackalope. I discovered we actually had readers when some of you emailed to express displeasure at such a violent crime. This year, we'd like to set the story straight. There is no proof, really, that Ace would do harm to a turkey.



Granted, he was seen in the company of such a fowl beforehand.



And he was seen wearing a hat similar to what the Turkey possessed after the birds mysterious disappearance...and he was seen in front of a plate full of delicious turkey dinner, but that's all circumstantial evidence. Remember, even if the hat fits, you may still acquit.



However, if he did do it, this is how, as Ace would like to explain in his upcoming book and TV special: "Ace Jackalope: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."


UPDATE: Senior management of "The Lope" agrees with the American public that this was an ill-considered project. Publication of "If I Did It", by Ace Jackalope, will not go forward.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 13)



"Mr. Sigerson", has just left his home. Where exactly is this abode?

This post is part of An American Jackalope In London:

More Easter Stuff - Easter Island moai (stone statue) in The British Museum
Good Friday - Crucifix tombstone in Highgate Cemetery and a crucifix at a church in London.
St Patrick's Day Megapost - Celtic crosses in London's Highgate Cemetery.
Red, Gold and Almost Gone - Includes photos of London's Chinatown.
He Belongs to the Ages (but you can still buy a souvenir) - We run into an Abraham Lincoln statue in, of course, London
Why Jackalopes Don't Play Soccer - Battered Buckyballs litter London.
Christmas Leftovers - An October shopping trip through Harrods, Selfridges and Hamley's, with lots of Christmas decor pictures.
Spamalot - We go to the Monty Python-based play and meet Tim Curry
London Trader Vic's - A visit to London's oldest tiki bar
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 13) - The game is afoot!
Werelopes of London - Lycanthopic jackalopes stalk places mentioned in the Warren Zevon song, plus a few pictures of the London Underground.
Dracula's London - A Halloween tribute to Bram Stoker using London locales implied in "Dracula"
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 9) - Mind the Gap

Friday, November 17, 2006

Christmas Parade? Yep!

Updated Sunday 11-19-06

Yesterday saw the annual Hutchinson Kansas Christmas parade. Clarence the Christmas Dinosaur helped publicize the Reno County Mental Health Association's efforts to help people deal with seasonal depression.



Joining Clarence was this perfectly ordinary-looking Santa Claus.



Riding atop a van, the two approach the parade area Saturday morning.



This vintage Santa captained a float which waited for action near the sort-of-googie portico supports for the Anchors Away Mexican Restaurant.



I don't know much about cars, but speaking of "Cars", this one reminds me of the Hudson Hornet in the recent Pixar movie.



"Mommy, the combine has eyes and it's coming at me!"



I saw a few "It's a Wonderful Life" references.



Another cool car. Yes, I know the preceeding was not a sentence.



Father Frost and his wife showed up, incognito.



Once the parade started, I was not able to take many more photos as I was busy handing out candy canes. I love the repeated chorus of "what do you say?" spoken by parents to kids after I hand them the red and white striped signature candy of Christmas, and the "thank you"s spoken by very distracted little kids who's radars are already re-set for the next sugary acquisition being flung towards them. I actually got more photos last year.



Hutchinson has a few vintage neon signs, among them is this one for Johnson Music; they always keep it well-maintained.



It's going to seem odd thinking about Thanksgiving after doing a Christmas parade. I have a feeling that the scent of turkey will do the trick, though.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 12)


I know - you're thinking this is too easy.

Ah, but there's a twist:

Ace isn't really where the sign says he is.

Why is that?

Monday, November 13, 2006

Spamalot


first peasant: "Who's that, then?"
second peasant: "I dunno, must be a king"
first peasant: "why?"
second peasant: "He hasn't got sh*t all over him"



I walk around perpetually with a sort of Monty Pythonesque view of the world, a joyous by-product of being immersed in the 1969-74 BBC TV comedy series when it showed on PBS while I was in High School later in the 70's. I still have friends (doesn't every guy?) with whom I can spontaneously break into about any of the skits like the one from which the lines below the first picture are taken. Doesn't that make me desirable? Throw in being a trekkie and it's no wonder I'm a catch. In retrospect, it was surprising that, being in London, it didn't immediately occur to me to go see Spamalot, the play "Lovingly ripped off from the classic film comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail", as their publicity states.



Fortunately, one advantage of a travel companion is to remind you of the obvious opportunities at hand, when you've gotten bogged down in other details. And how could we resist a musical with girls, knight, girls, killer rabbits, girls and French people?



After shopping around a bit, I got two tickets for 18.50 pounds a piece. They weren't great, as a matter of fact they were in the highest balcony (The Palace has three different levels above the floor) and in the last row, at an edge, but they were all that was left for that night. After getting the tickets, it was time to do a little research to maximize the lasting enjoyment of the experience.



I went to the box office and asked if the actors ever stuck around for autographs and pics. You know what I was thinking. A helpful young gent told me to go to this stage door after the show and hang 'round a bit.



Arriving a bit early at the theatre, I had a chance to appreciate the theatre's facade. The Palace Theatre at the corner of Shaftesbury Avenue and Charing Cross Road(on the west side of Cambridge Circus) was finished in 1891 as the Royal English Opera House - a venture that soon flopped. After a few changes and a sale, it was renamed the Palace Theatre in 1911.



Tim Curry (right) has played King Arthur through the play's opening in Chicago in 2004, its move to Broadway in 2005 and its London opening on October 2, 2006, just about three weeks before we saw it. He is scheduled to continue in the role until sometime in early 2007 when another actor is slated to take over the role.



Curry attained cult status with his role as Dr. Frank N. Furter in the flick, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975); his character was a "sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania." For quite a few years after, he seemed to distance himself from the role and has had quite a few more film and theater credits, including being nominated for a Tony Award last year for "best actor in a musical" for this role as Arthur in Spamalot. He's never won the Tony, but has been nominated three times for various roles.



The musical is not a straight adaption of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but then, would you expect it to be? Here, The Lady of the Lake and her Laker Girls make Sir Galahad a man.



There's lots of gambling at the Vegas-like Camelot.



It wouldn't be a Monty Python production without the big feet of god, or at least some sort of huge feet. God has just ordered Arthur to find the holy grail and not to look up his skirt.



After hurling taunts like (my favorite) "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" at Arthur, some French people react to finding a gift from Arthur's knights.



lots of singing...lots of dancing...lots of cleavage. After the play was over, we noticed that there were opera glasses in coin-operated release mechanisms attached to the back of the seats in front of us. I think they rented for a pound or so and were probably tethered. Maybe mentioning this will give a heads-up to someone else.



True to the box office guy's prediction, Tim Curry popped out the back stage door to say hi to fans, sign stuff and...



SCORE!...One photo of a Ace Jackalope and Tim Curry - A "sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania" and an American Jackalope in London after seeing a Trojan bunny, catapulted cows and a killer rabbit.


In celebration and because I like you all so much, I leave you with a link to a page with lots of quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A special thanks goes out to Richard for thinking of going to a play. Oh - Eric Idle, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Carol Cleveland - thanks for warping me.



This post is part of An American Jackalope In London:

More Easter Stuff - Easter Island moai (stone statue) in The British Museum
Good Friday - Crucifix tombstone in Highgate Cemetery and a crucifix at a church in London.
St Patrick's Day Megapost - Celtic crosses in London's Highgate Cemetery.
Red, Gold and Almost Gone - Includes photos of London's Chinatown.
He Belongs to the Ages (but you can still buy a souvenir) - We run into an Abraham Lincoln statue in, of course, London
Why Jackalopes Don't Play Soccer - Battered Buckyballs litter London.
Christmas Leftovers - An October shopping trip through Harrods, Selfridges and Hamley's, with lots of Christmas decor pictures.
Spamalot - We go to the Monty Python-based play and meet Tim Curry
London Trader Vic's - A visit to London's oldest tiki bar
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 13) - The game is afoot!
Werelopes of London - Lycanthopic jackalopes stalk places mentioned in the Warren Zevon song, plus a few pictures of the London Underground.
Dracula's London - A Halloween tribute to Bram Stoker using London locales implied in "Dracula"
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 9) - Mind the Gap

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 11)


Help Ace decide what to wear in order to get into the spirit of the establishment housed within this jug-shaped building.


Which outfit should he wear, and why could either be appropriate?
Where is the building?



Part of Ace's Northwest Passage series
Ace's Northwest Passage posts (so far):

Everybody Loves the Monkey Neon monkey rules!

Northwest Tiki - Tiki bars times three...and tiki art, too!

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 11) - Big brown jug with interesting contents

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 10) - Royal Mounted Canadian Jackalope

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 7) - I saw a pink elephant at a car wash

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 6) - Always talk to a giant bunny.

Where Angels Breathe - Looking down from on high.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Northwest Tiki


Part of the Ace's Northwest Passage series


Regular readers of this blog already know that I have a thing about tiki bar decor. Even I don't understand my attraction to a trend that was founded on escapism when - far from wanting to escape my life - I want to dive off the deep end, right into the pool of whatever particular day I am living (Indeed, some say I reside in the deep end already; I have no idea why). In any case, I soaked up a little tikiness on a recent trip to the Northwest. By no means did I visit to every tiki bar or location; in fact, I skipped a place in Vancouver and a couple in Seattle and Portland due to time constraints, but here's the small sample I did visit.


Tiki Vintage


The Alibi in Portland has it's origins in the late 1800s as the "Chat-n-Nibble." Sometime later is was named "Max Alibi" and in 1947 - then on its third owner - it was renamed "The Alibi." It was this third owner, Roy Ell, who tikified the place by the mid 1950's. All of this history, and more, is printed on their menu.



That sign is worth another look. Notice that one of the plastic backlit panels is different on this side.



The 3-D fluorescent hula girls are part of as mural that was added in the 1970s



The mural is huge; it's fun to eat while basking in the overwhelming blue glow of idealized Polynesia. I'd read criticisms of the music at The Alibi, but when I was there it was pretty much old standard rat pack stuff, and I was pleased.



The woodwork - and there's a lot of it - is reminiscent of Witco, a company that made many a rough-hewn bit of tiki decor. I don't know who made this, but it was added in the 1970s.



The ceiling of the section by the mural reminds me of lava seen through cracks in the earth. Again, this is a fun room in which to eat, and that's just what we did.



We had lunch and later came back for dinner, as a matter of fact. 'Twas good, but the lunch was a bit better. I believe this was a teriyaki burger.



I did not do this fountain justice. It was dark and backlit so I ended up using flash to get any detail at all.



This is the water in the fountain. It reminds me of the acid backdrops in 1960's concerts, and I'm not sure the USS Enterprise didn't run into a giant space amoeba that looked like this.



This upper, back room is veritable showroom of wood wall hangings and lights by Oceanic Arts and Orchids of Hawaii. But, beware, they do kareoke here. We escaped before it began at 8PM one Sunday night.



Guarding its exit is this wood tiki.



Atmospheric lamps of various sorts are almost a necessity at a good tiki palace and The Alibi does not disappoint.



The ones with the translucent panels were made by a defunct company called Orchids of Hawaii, the one on the far left is probably a product of the still-extant Oceanic Arts.






The upper room also has a few nice wood wall hangings.










I think this light/carving combo is my favorite piece. Actually, they have several slightly different versions of this in the bar. There are so many bits of decor in The Alibi, and the lighting is so moodily dim, that I'm sure I missed quite a few things. I guess I'll have to come back someday.


Tiki Present


The Islander in Seattle opened in July of 2003; it is not a classic old, dark tiki place but the result of the adoption of some tiki trappings by an otherwise modern restaurant and bar.



Of course, ya gotta have tikis, and The Islander has a few, though none of the old classic pieces as seen at The Alibi, Kon Tiki in Tucson or the late Sam's Seafood in the LA area.



Far from being a mood-lit, windowless, escapist village, The Islander is suffused with light.



Yup, it's the Northwest; A hula girl keeps company with a moose.



The real appeal of this place, to me, is it's mix of retro lamps and such with the Polynesian decor.






Nets, fishing floats and tiki masks ought to come in a standard kit for outfitting a tiki bar. If there's ever a suburban tiki chain, they probably will.



Parts of the place reminded me of a scenario in which a restaurant owner shopped Target and Hobby Lobby for decor. Whether that's a good or a bad thing depends on your perspective on newer tiki stuff.



The little monkey was a cute touch.



Now, this corner works pretty well.



The Northwest Hawai'i Times is a nice touch.



These are more "comedy and tragedy" than tribal, and the lamps are not tiki, but the sight is pleasing.



This representation of the Hawaiian god, Ku, is a common one in tiki decor and souvenirs. In fact, most are carved as rough "blanks" by machines and finished by hand. Decor and barware companies like the defunct Orchids of Hawaii cranked out zillions of these things, singly and in totems of multiple (usually three) Kus.



Oh yeah, The Islander serves food and it's not bad...better than standard Chinese restaurant fare.



There's a big patio outside, and the bay view isn't bad.



But what's the point of going to a tiki place if you're going to see the area's seemingly rampant construction? It smelled a bit like carbon monoxide and diesel smoke out there, through no fault of the Islander. Stay inside and eat your food; it's nice in there.


Tiki Future


Spurred by a combination of the popularity of tiki bars in some regions, and a personal passion for same, some people start their own. Occasionally, this does not go awry. Such success will be the case with the venture of Robert and Theressa Volz, I do believe, who are opening a new Portland tiki bar called "Thatch." My optimism is not naive; The Volz' already own a successful (and acclaimed, according to the reviews I googled) Portland wine bar, Pour, just a few doors down. They were kind enough to give me a tour of their tiki watering-hole-to-be when I was in Portland on October 1, 2006.



A bamboo and thatch ceiling is in the works. The bar is not open at the time of this writing (Nov 10, 2006), but I hear this room is much more finished.



A tiki bar - if it is blessed - will have artifacts of previous beloved tiki bars within it much as European churches sometimes hold relics of previous places of worship. Such is the case with this outrigger from the recently defunct Jasmine Tree bar in Portland.



Thatch will also feature some huge wood tikis from The Jasmine Tree; they weren't yet on premise when I was, but Michelle Whiting, creator and administrator of the informative tiki website, Critiki was kind enough to provide this photo of one of the tikis in situ at the Jasmine Tree. Thatch will be their third home; before being at the Jasmine Tree, they were part of the Portland Kon Tiki, a tiki bar that has passed into legend. Ironically, I was staying at the former home of the Portland Kon Tiki, currently the Doubletree Hotel; it's a nice place, but now registers zero on the tiki meter.



Since the time of my visit, Robert Volz has obtained yet more huge tikis. At first these were thought to have come from the defunct New York Trader Vic's, and although later that was learned to not be the case, they're still cool. I wonder if west coast tiki people understand just how big a deal one of these - even brand new - would be in a tropical theme restaurant in Tulsa or Kansas City. (photo courtesy of Michelle Whiting's blog)



Of course, you need some new stuff, too. Volz hired the Pander Brothers, who's credits include artwork for DC comics' "Batman", to create several black velvet paintings.



The tiki in this Pander Brothers creation is based on a wood tiki fountain made by the afore-mentioned Witco company.



This intimate gathering space for a small group will be called the Velvet Hut because it will be lined with the Pander Brothers' black velvet paintings.



If this booth looks familiar, you may have been in one of architects Armet and Davis' original Denny's restaurants. Volz obtained the orange semi-circular seating from a closed Denny's in Portland. Armet and Davis, incidentally, were architects in the heyday of "googie" architecture, a style that spawned so many places I love, from the well known, such as the Encounter Restaurant in LA and the iconic Roy's on CA Route 66, to obscure Midwestern treasures like Donald's Servateria.



There's a nice little bonus at the end of the block, beside Pour: a local artist has attached toy horses to some of the antique horse hitching rings still present in some of Portland's curbs.

Update (Jan 2007): Thatch is open for business.


Tiki Art

I had read on tikicentral.com that Seattle's lowbrow art gallery, Roq La Rue, was hosting Tiki Art Now for a few more days so I made a quick stop.



The gallery opened in 1998 and specializes in lowbrow and Pop
Surrealism...in other words: weird, cool stuff. The tiki show is over now, but the next one up is "Retrorama"; I wish I could see it.



The emptiness of the gallery when I was there was in stark contrast to photos I'd seen of its opening gala. The works may look lonely now, but many of them had in fact already been sold.



Gallery Director Celeste Fuechsel poses with Ace Jackalope. Also seen is the ubiquitous Easter Island moai, here presented as a lamp base. By the way, how do you know a woman is comfortable with kitsch? When she behaves as if posing with a jackalope is normal.



Three acrylic on panel works by Shag, perhaps the most visible artist of the modern tiki genre, are flanked by recycled acrylic paint and carved driftwood works by Tiki Tony on either side. Their titles are (L-R): "Hopping Wicky Bird", "Ekahi", "Ekolu", "Elua" and "Wickensburg Chicken."



The monkey wearing a fez is a popular tiki theme. Don't ask me why this is the case. The only monkeys I've met would probably fill a fez with feces and then fling it at you. This one is obviously an exception. The sophisticated simian in oil on canvas was done by Davey (Dave Wong) and is called "The Tonga Room". If this monkey could talk, who do you think he'd sound like? I'm thinking Orson Wells or Kelsey Grammer.



The show also featured a group of vintage black velvets such as might have hung in tiki bars long past, or in the den at your uncle's house that your parents didn't want you to see. Burke Tyree's "Seated Nude" can be yours for $1950...well, a painting of her can be, anyway.



Aaron Marshall's oil on panel "Surrealist Circus" was not part of the show, but it was hanging there nevertheless for all to appreciate. For more detail of this orgy of atomic innocence, see the gallery's web page on it.



"Pablo" is a mixed media work by Bosco. If Picasso had worked for Witco, the results might have looked like this.



How much is that Tiki in the window? I've just been informed it was decorative but not part of the exhibit - a rented god, as it were. I'll admit, though, I like it. My local rental store in central Kansas has a cool old art deco neon sign, but has no gods at all for rent, not even one; alas. After I shot this, I gave the gallery a last look around as "Quiet Village" by Les Baxter played in the background; what a perfect soundtrack to play me out.


I'd like to thank:

Patsy, for superb urban driving in a city that could use a few more directional signs, and particularly for parking illegally so I could run into the Roq Gallery

Elicia, for her sage advice on Portland and Seattle's cool stuff in general

Robert and Theressa, for the glimpse into Thatch and info on Portland and Seattle eateries

Michelle Whiting, for permission to use photos and for being a one-person tiki news service

And Rayne, for the sweet hotel deal

Ace's Northwest Passage (Oregon, Washington, Canada) posts (so far):

Everybody Loves the Monkey Neon monkey rules!

Northwest Tiki - Tiki bars times three...and tiki art, too!

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 11) - Big brown jug with interesting contents

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 10) - Royal Mounted Canadian Jackalope

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 7) - I saw a pink elephant at a car wash

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 6) - Always talk to a giant bunny.

Where Angels Breathe - Looking down from on high.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Lake Wobegon in Little Sweden


Garrison Keillor photo-ops with Ace Jackalope after Keillor's Monday night lecture at Bethany College in Lindsborg, Kansas.



I had previously met Keillor at last year's Kansas State Fair when the writer, humorist and radio personality was in Hutchinson to perform his American Public radio show, Prairie Home Companion, as part of the fair entertainment. When he saw Ace, he said "Whatever the joke is, I'm in on it" as he posed for several pictures, including the one above.



Thus, slightly over a year later, I was happy to attend his lecture in Lindsborg a couple nights ago. Here he is on the stage of Bethany's Presser Auditorium. The organ pipes made a majestic backdrop. Lindsborg is called "Little Sweden" due to the large amount of Swedish immigrants who settled there.



I had last been in Presser Auditorium to cover a visit by former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev. Previous to that, I'd done three posts on Lindsborg, detailing Dalalope, the McPherson County Old Mill Museum and the city's festival, Svensk Hyllninfest.



As usual, he wore bright red tennis shoes with his suit.



Although I like Prairie Home Companion, I think I most enjoy Keillor's brief Writers' Almanac segments which air on my local National Public Radio station.



As with most of his appearances, Keillor told stories of his childhood in his mythical Lake Wobegon, MN.



The man is a blast to photograph - very emotive. I'll leave all these - the better pics - up for a day or so, that they may be saved by the folks I met at the lecture who wanted pictures. After that, I'll thin them out a bit.
















































After the lecture, there was a book signing.



Ace wore a shirt with the logo of Powdermilk Biscuits, the fictional sponsor of Keillor's Prairie Home Companion radio show. For a photo-op, Keillor decided to put Ace on his head. Some people do that; I don't know why, but I don't stop them, either.



It worked for a second or so, which is surprising since Ace is a bit top-heavy, what with the antlers, you know.



We had good company while waiting in line. Paul Formo, President of the college, and his wife, Pat told us stories of the previous year's Gorbachev visit. Of course, there was plenty of time for a photo-op.



The Formos chat with Keillor.



Ace seems to be starting a collection of autographed shirts.


I'd like to say a special "thanks, again" to Lucy Johnson, who, along with her late husband Charles, endowed the Johnson Lecture Series, of which Mr. Keillor's appearance was a part. She was seated just a couple rows in front of me and it was my privilege to thank her myself.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Vote Today!


Ace met Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius at the 2006 Kansas State Fair. The democrat is up for re-election today and is the likely winner, partially because of all of her moderate republican support. See; sometimes both sides can agree on something.
Update: She won a decisive victory.



John Doll of Garden City, KS, is running for congress in the 1st District. He may have a harder time of it, but we think any man who "gets" this website deserves a chance to serve the public.
Update: He did not win, but ran a good campaign.



Kansas State Representative Jan Pauls of Hutchinson ran unopposed. Update: She won, of course.



Now go out there and do what so much of the world envies. Vote for the candidate of your choice. It'll feel good, and you'll have the right to gloat or gripe until the next one. They'll probably even give you a cool little sticker to show co-workers who haven't voted yet, so you can be the superior citizen, and you know you like that.



Update: Democrats Trish Rose (left) and Patsy Terrell celebrate a state democratic victory at a Hutchinson, KS pub Tuesday night while other patrons watch election results on TV.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Werelopes of London


"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin' for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein."

"Aaahoo, werewolves of London
"



"I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, werewolves of London
"

Quotes are from Warren Zevon's song, Werewolves Of London



"Even a man who is pure of heart, and says his prayers by
night, may become a wolf when the wolf bane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright
." - from the film, The Wolf Man, 1941, Universal Pictures.



There's a full moon tonight and rumors of werelopes have drawn Ace Jackalope to investigate jolly ole' London. Disguised as a tourist, he visited the werewolf-associated Tottenham Road tube stop, which was used in the filming of 1991's "An American Werewolf in London."



An attack was filmed on one of the escalators for the film, but all looks safe today except for this gap that everyone seems to be minding.



And speaking of "mind the gap", I've had several questions about it since making mention of the phrase in a previous post. " Mind the gap" was a pre-recorded warning to be careful of the space between the carriage (train...in the USA it would be called a subway) and the platform. The voice used for this was - when I was previously in London regularly in the early 1990s - a droll male one. We did not hear the phrase much during our trip there two weeks ago. Instead, "mind the yellow line", referring to a painted line safety line, seems to be the current warning.

That poster with the t-rex, by the way, is for an exhibit at the British Museum of Natural History.



In some tube stations there is practically no gap to mind as the track is enclosed.



"Mind the gap" hasn't disappeared entirely. Here it is in a series of electronic message boards lining an escalator.



And last but certainly not least (though minimal in the accurate sense) "mind the gap" is immortalized in thong underwear for women.

What effect would it have if women modeled these in the store?

"ahhhooooo, werewolves of London!"


This post is part of An American Jackalope In London:

More Easter Stuff - Easter Island moai (stone statue) in The British Museum
Good Friday - Crucifix tombstone in Highgate Cemetery and a crucifix at a church in London.
St Patrick's Day Megapost - Celtic crosses in London's Highgate Cemetery.
Red, Gold and Almost Gone - Includes photos of London's Chinatown.
He Belongs to the Ages (but you can still buy a souvenir) - We run into an Abraham Lincoln statue in, of course, London
Why Jackalopes Don't Play Soccer - Battered Buckyballs litter London.
Christmas Leftovers - An October shopping trip through Harrods, Selfridges and Hamley's, with lots of Christmas decor pictures.
Spamalot - We go to the Monty Python-based play and meet Tim Curry
London Trader Vic's - A visit to London's oldest tiki bar
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 13) - The game is afoot!
Werelopes of London - Lycanthopic jackalopes stalk places mentioned in the Warren Zevon song, plus a few pictures of the London Underground.
Dracula's London - A Halloween tribute to Bram Stoker using London locales implied in "Dracula"
Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 9) - Mind the Gap

Friday, November 03, 2006

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 10)


In what country is Ace Jackalope? What part of that country might he be visiting? What might he be looking forward to consuming in that building behind him?


Part of Ace's Northwest Passage series
Ace's Northwest Passage (Oregon, Washington, Canada) posts (so far):

Everybody Loves the Monkey Neon monkey rules!

Northwest Tiki - Tiki bars times three...and tiki art, too!

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 11) - Big brown jug with interesting contents

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 10) - Royal Mounted Canadian Jackalope

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 7) - I saw a pink elephant at a car wash

Where is Ace Jackalope? (episode 6) - Always talk to a giant bunny.

Where Angels Breathe - Looking down from on high.